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[Aug. 11th, 2003|06:33 am]
Lavinia
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LOTR Boy Man-Slave by sullenrei
Created with quill18</a>'s MemeGen!

Copyright 2003 - Martin Glaude

for those playing the home game...andy serkis provided the voice, and basic body movements...of gollum.

this is me cheating...

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LOTR Boy Man-Slave by sullenrei
Created with quill18</a>'s MemeGen!


dammit....this is me cheating properly *hides gun and memegen official behind back*

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LOTR Boy Man-Slave by sullenrei
Created with quill18</a>'s MemeGen!


IN YOUR FACE, HAHA! i will ignore the fact that it took me more than ten tries to get this answer. because i am a badass. a cornrowed badass.

now, i have had cornrows before -- last summer. i don't remember them being such an occupational hazard back then. CANT SLEEP! scalp feels violently stretched and thin. my own stupid fault i guess! ah, the price of looking cool...still ignoring fact that am chubby white girl with cornrows.
oh, and another thing captain idiot (aka...myself) did today! she forgot to put sunblock on several key places!
1) underarms
2) boobs
3) knees
4) my whole back. due to the effect of the cornrows, it looks like i got a tan while sunning myself in a prison cell. straight up bars of red and white laced around back there. i haven't seen em. but my family keeps laughin.
laugh it up, u bastards!! i have found evidence that will shock and disturb u! i found a pornographic magazine in my mothers suitcase...this only serves to solidify my theory that she, in fact, was Linda Lovelace. From hereon in, i shall refer to this mission as....Operation Deep Throat. i...don't know what this means really (aside from the obvious reference), but i believe it will involve several prank calls to my mother from me and matt. mostly matt. and i might have to dig through her possessions (preferably her jewelry and make up drawer) for evidence!

gotta go be all spy like now dudes...got a goddamned 8 hour plane ride back to texas tomorrow, and i want to be good and tired for it.
peace
~L
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[User Picture]From: bordergold
2003-08-11 12:56 pm (UTC)
*snicker* Of course *I* didn't cheat. . .not me! *cough*
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